The Weekly Rankings

#1 The Boring Fat Man
-- Outsmarting Them All Once Again
Last Week's Ranking: NR






#2.  King James
-- 7 In a Row and Counting...

Last Week's Ranking: #1




#3.  Michael Vick
"The Comeback Kid"

Last Week's Ranking: #2




#4. The Artist Formerly Known As "The Rock"
-- That's Dwayne Johnson To You

Last Week's Ranking: #4




#5.  Big Game Brent Musberger
-- Still Calling 'Em As He Sees 'Em After All These Years
Last Week's Ranking: #5




Honorable Mention
The Charismatic Fat Man
-- Talk Is Cheap
Last Week's Ranking: #3






Honorable Mention
["Alleged"] Tiger Mistress No. 1 Rachel Uchitel
-- Baby Got Paid

Last Week's Ranking: HM